Last year I was a skosh busy helping my husband fight cancer and not die, so I only just got around to changing my name. A few days ago when I got my new social security card, I texted John, "I'm a Polstra!" but my phone autocorrected it to, "I'm a Pilates!" Years ago when I was teaching more, to discourage students from totally relying on Word's Spelling & Grammar check, I liked to tell them that it changed "Mayme Fravel" to "Mayhem Frazzle." I guess now I'm "Mayhem Pilates."